These are a series of skilled movements involving all sorts of feelings and thinking in order to get oneself successfully through a negative situation with another person. It's tough and you have to be quick, strong, and flexible at all times to win this competition.
Sharon: "Did you hear about Ashlynn?"
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
Lisa: "I loathe that bitch. She tried messing with me last month and demonstrated that I can do emotional gymnastics at a gold medal level! She started crying and hyperventilating. I was in top form!"
Sharon: "She's dead."
Lisa: "Hmmm. Are we going to Chick Fil' A or what? I'm starving over here."
by von groovy July 2, 2024
Get the emotional gymnasticsmug. Emotional Leech (noun) —
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.
A person who sticks around not for genuine friendship, but to drain your emotional energy like a parasite. They thrive on your support, constantly unloading their problems on you while giving little to nothing back — leaving you exhausted and them recharged. Think of them as emotional vampires, but without the cool aesthetic.
“That girl isn’t a friend — she’s an emotional leech in red lipstick, and I’m one sob story away from changing my number.”
by gorejessx March 17, 2025
Get the Emotional Leechmug. Hugging my friend again after so long was just emotion gosh.
Emotional goshing right now!! Had an awesome date this afternoon.
Emotional goshing right now!! Had an awesome date this afternoon.
by Disco The Dog May 16, 2021
Get the Emotional Goshmug. When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly
"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
by E31ly November 30, 2022
Get the Emotional UHaulmug. by SargunIsGay September 14, 2021
Get the Emote Landmug. An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
Get the emotional abortionmug. by K.leesi January 24, 2020
Get the emotional dick picmug.