Elijah

Elijah is someone with the biggest Dick in the world and is a pussy destroyer

I want to be Elijah one day

by Geekgamer January 18, 2022

Elijah

A friend who always flakes on plans with his friends and always doesn’t want to admit his in the fault. Usually asks for evidence and court trials.

Elijah niggas just flaked on us again even though he said he was going to come.

by Elifactors January 21, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is quite butters, and he tends to get no girls. People tend to say that he stinks and has the worst trim on the planet. Legend has it he has 1incher , which is just an L. People also say that he dumpster dives to try and find clothes because he has zero drip and I mean ZERO. People generally refer to him as a skin from Fortnite called Funk ops, which is a butters character with an afro.

1: Elijah your butters
2: Chill im notttt, why would you say that

by Markkk123 January 24, 2022

Elijah

A Great loving person who never disappoints and accepts you for who you are<3 Honestly their humor can be weird but are genuinely such nice ppl, has a short temper sometimes and are short and ver protective, but have a soft spot for ppl they like<3 my favorite microwave rat boi<3

person 1: have you met Elijah?

person 2: yeah! hes very chaotic and accepted me when i came out as trans!

person 1: congrats!

hes a microwave rat :

by MichealTheChalkDealer January 25, 2022

Elijah

Elijah is a name. That’s it. He usually won’t care and has a dark sense of humour.

Girl “hey Elijah”
Elijah “what”
Girl “want to go eat somewhere”
Elijah “nah I’m good”

by Laconic February 3, 2022

Elijahs neck bone

Definitely a bone

Kaiden : I’m gonna break elijahs neck bone

(Ik it’s not a bone)
Elijah:it is a bone

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 February 6, 2022

Elijah

He’s someone who can make you laugh on your worst day or you could hate him but still love him if your friends with him your very lucky but if your in a relationship with him wether it’s platonic or not your one lucky gal/guy just know that their a good person almost all the way around

I don’t have anything for here just be nice to your friends lol especially Elijah

by Ur moms ceptum peircing January 1, 2022