Eddie Esteban Garcia

A true sped.

Eddie Esteban Garcia is a sped from San Isidro, Texas.

by 2kGod69____ September 11, 2020

The Cousin Eddie

When having anal sex, you bust a nut in her ass and yell; “Shitter’s full!”

We just watched National Lampoon’s Christmas vacation. So during sex last night I came in her ass and yelled “Shitter’s full!” The Cousin Eddie never fails to make her laugh.

by E24601 July 11, 2025

Eddie Moment

Tis is a moment where eddie (not the stranger things character a real person) dose/says something outta pocket or has a bad gaming moment

"Eddie just fucking died in ghost game again"
"Classic Eddie moment"

by Riletty yt August 29, 2022

Eddie

One who is not locked up, nor will ever have the capability to be locked up

Look at that Eddie over there. That guy will never lock it up

by One who is locked up July 31, 2019

Eddie Liu

dumb kid whos mom works as a stripper and lives on the streets.

aaron - "yo im finna ride the bus with eddie liu's metro card"
evan - "tf u do bro did u steal it from that retarded kid whos mom works as a stripper?"
aaron - "yes bro lets ride it with the homies

by nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnninja March 28, 2022

Eddie

Eddie is a short chubby Asian boy. He loves to blackmail his sister which annoys her so much. He loves basketball but he goes for north Melbourne in footy which is a disgrace. But overall he is a funny and annoying boyyy.

Eddie is annoying his sister and she wants to kill him.

by Chopstixx2410 August 20, 2020

Eddy

Eddy is an amazing guy. Is a Mr. Fix it. Eddy Is a perfect neighbor and friend and is the most reliable guy ever. He is a handy man. He is sweet and sexy and silly and will make a great life partner. Eddy is a great man.

I wish I had an eddy.

Eddy is amazing.

Lets go ask Eddy.

by Nvnm August 18, 2020