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dylan is a bitchass bitch boy who's name was mentioned on the june 2018 algebra 1 regents exam. he was mentioned on question 37, and recieved a lot of backlash on twitter and snapchat because he's a stupid piece of shit who can't count his own money. this stupid motherfucker costed everyone 6 points on the part 4 of the algebra regents. fuck every whore named dylan. i hope your mom takes away all your dimes and quarters and your bitchass video games.
"dylan is a little bitch boy who can suck a fat cock. because of dylan we all have to go to summer school."
by largeforehead@sachem.edu June 15, 2018
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A guy that has amazing abs. He is normally really sweet and cute. You know he is the one for you if his name is Dylan. If you ever meet one just be happy with him because he doesn't like to be sad. He doesn't like fighting unless he really has to. He can be really nice but if you get on his nerves watch out. If you ever meet a Dylan then you need to take care of him because he is a keeper. He also has green looking eyes and has a fantastic personality.
That Dylan over there is just adorable.
by Itsmaboi January 2, 2017
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Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person
Friend 1 : Dylan has blown us off again to hang with that girl
Friend 2 : He’s such a simp
by Tiktok Girl May 28, 2020
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Dylan is gay.
by Reckcentrum November 3, 2019
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a girl that is extremely pretty and every girl wants to be her. she gets all of the guys and has lots of friends. sometimes she can be shy when she first meets you but as soon as you get to know her she is one of the craziest and funniest people you will know.
wow that girl is just like a dylan
by coolest person ever November 27, 2017
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by MyFuckingName April 16, 2019
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A cheap pathetic ugly nasty dirty mean douchbag dickface shit head ball licking dick sucking asshole who doesn't know to stop dipping his dick in anything with a pulse.
"Dylan is a fucking idiot"
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