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dicksand

When a woman finds her self in a relationship only for the great sex she is caught in dicksand
Jenna really doesn't like this guy but she says the sex is amazing and cant stop seeing him because it's the best sex of her life. Yea but he is such a lowlife how can she put up with him? She is caught in dicksand.
by word jockey June 8, 2016
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Dicks

A nationwide sporting goods store with a basketball on there logo that sells clothing, sports equipment, camping supplies, gun's etc.
Kiersten : Hey guy's I applied at Dicks yesterday!
Kaylee : Uh Kiersten you do realize it's a sporting goods store not a place to give blowjobs!
Kiersten : Yes Kaylee ! I do realize that but they do have a really cute manage who's dick id like to suck!
Kaylee : Oh Brother!
Steve : Yeah I used to work at Dicks myself but they fired me for jacking off in front of the customers!
Kiersten : Wow I wish this place had the same rules as Dicks does then maybe I wouldn't have to quit!
Kaylee : Yeah Chad's a real dick for letting Steve run around here and show everyone his dick!
Chad : I heard that Kaylee guess what YOUR FIRED!
Kaylee : Awesome now I can apply at Dicks!
Chad : You do realize it's a sporting goods store Kaylee just cause you work there don't mean your going to get any dick!
Kaylee : Oh why don't you go suck Steve's dick you faggot!
by SlopNChop September 6, 2018
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wet-decks

Divorced female's. Howard Hughes definition of a newly divorced woman. Hughes apparently enjoyed to bed females of this sort. The term is similar to that sloppy seconds.
I love nailing those wet-decks!
by Swanky Frankie December 24, 2007
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Sucks Camel Dicks

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.
Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!
by themandrakehat June 10, 2013
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Ducksuit

A suit usually used in kinky sex fetishes. Most types usually have feathers, while others just use spandex. The most popular types are of famous ducks, such as Dolan Duck (the meme), Donald Duck's nephews, and Howard the duck.
"When I get home, Nira and I are gonna get out the ducksuits for a night of duck fucking!"
by Kinky Kinky Ducks November 11, 2012
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DICKshonDERRIERE

the word for people who abuse www.ubandictionary.com by putting on stupid useless crap that aren't real words.
word: 13
def: because it a numbar LOL!!11!!!1
by Keats April 9, 2005
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A bag of dicks

a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!
by gina07 August 14, 2007
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