Driving Sock

The sock a male masterbates into while driving rather than use a fist full of facial tissue.

Andy; " dude why is there only one sock in your glove compartment?" Bob replies; "Don't touch that, it's my driving sock, gotta save the turtles man."

by VonZee July 15, 2023

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Spider Drive

Replaces your sex drive with your addiction to Spider-Man

Instead of masturbation like everyone else, im going to be Spider-Man, don't blame me it's my Spider Drive

by Spider-Verse King October 30, 2019

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high to drive

ready to operate a vehicle after smoking pot

"you ready to go?"

"yeah I'm high to drive"

by Grizkid August 09, 2008

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Amish Drive By

When you're taking a shit and trying to concentrate but your cat keeps licking the door, making a sound you imagine is something else, something sinister and evil. Your shit taking becomes less peaceful and, perhaps, a source of profound shame.

"Thanks, fucking cat, for the Amish drive by.... Now I'll feel like I still have to shit for the rest of the day."

by Mars-El September 28, 2023

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