A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.
by Kat S May 18, 2011
Get the ultimate douchebagmug. mostly applicable at work: any or all of the possible symptoms that follow;
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily
"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"
by honest-abe-89 May 4, 2010
Get the supreme douchebagmug. Being such a douchebag that it makes being an asshole and motherfucker a compliment. A super douchebag will talk to a girl who has her shit together while fucking a hippopotamus on the side. Then once the hippopotamus gets knocked up from one of their nightly adventures into her jungle aka her twat, the super douchebag will tell the girl who has her shit together it's her fault because she didn't put out immediately. Please do not confuse with an actual douche.
by Nosillac August 5, 2014
Get the Super Douchebagmug. A song from yourfavoritemartian (a now dead popular YouTube “band”) featuring the band shit talking a rich douchebag.
It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
It is now a pretty popular meme which makes different characters and people have the same face as mr douchebag and a clip of the song plays
Squidward: that’s it spongebob I’ve had a-
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
*turns into mr. douchebag*
Sponge bob: I’m sorry squidward...
by reversed dankness March 30, 2021
Get the Mr. Douchebagmug. Something that is no longer cool or acceptable because morons have overused and abused a certain fad.
Because of how often a bunch of stupid pricks have said "I am your father" as much as it hurts me to say this, The Empire on Ice has been Douchebag flagged.
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
Because of how often these assholes yell "this is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
Luckily, there are a handful of really awesome things to quote that have not been Douchebag flagged, these works include:
Big Bang Theory
Curb your Enthusiasm
Harry Potter
Inception
Monty Python
Lord of the Rings
Pulp Fiction
Seinfeld
by potterfreak82 March 5, 2011
Get the Douchebag flagged.mug. Someone who posts show results in their facebook status, ruining shows for people who recorded them using a DVR.
by facebook douche bag February 6, 2009
Get the Facebook Douchebagmug. Dooshbag-ocrasee 1.A form of governance in which total control of daily affairs is controlled by douchebags. 2. The management and leadership team of Ashland Incorporated, and specifically Jim O' Brien.
Example: Man, Ashland Incorporated has been run into the ground! Absolutely. The Douchebag-ocracy likes it that way.
by woodikwus February 17, 2009
Get the Douchebag-ocracymug.