The act of docking oneself with the top of a traffic cone, in order to discharge liquid shit. Without getting it all over oneself.
The lunch tuck tacos did not agree with me I need to “Dock with Aquarius” immediately before I dispel liquid death on myself.
by Dallas logic March 6, 2022
Get the Dock With Aquariusmug. Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.
Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!
by Refs67 June 19, 2025
Get the Dry dockingmug. Starts with an 8 people on 1 person non-consensual gangbang, but then another 30 or 40 people show up and start non-consensually revenge gangbanging those first 8 people back.
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
Usually ends when someone takes a big shot right to the face, and makes the cops step in
I was at at work and these fools jumped on me. I thought I was gonna get fucked, but next thing my boys show up and turned it into a big ass Alabama Dock Brawl.
by Average Guy # 498 August 8, 2023
Get the Alabama Dock Brawlmug. When something that people really want to buy finally shows up in the warehouse and then ships out immediately.
by potableH20 October 3, 2019
Get the Kiss the dockmug. When the water shoots out of the side of under the dock and makes a noise when you step on it and weigh one side down.
Katelyn: Woah did you hear that? What was that noise?
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
Sam: It was just a dock queef, don't worry about it.
by BeethovenBones June 8, 2013
Get the Dock Queefmug. by Topherton87 May 13, 2023
Get the Dry Dockingmug. Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
Get the Dockingmug.