dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants!
person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 25, 2006

angle of the dangle

the angle of the dangle is proportional to the mass of the ass if the heat of the meat is constant.

x (angle of the dangle) = y (mass of ass)/k (heat of meat)

k is the constant.

angle of the dangle hard on cockjunk package

by jackhammer111 December 2, 2010

dingleberries

Little beads of shit stuck to one's anal hairs.

Eew! I was giving my girlfriend a rim-job only to find myself slurping her dingleberries!

by sparky April 5, 2004

dingleberries

dried up balls of poop you find when taking a shower and cleaning your butthole

what is this shit on my ass

by joshua_thaylandw January 7, 2004

Dingle-Berry

a peice of poo that is stuck to oneself

That Cat has a dingle-Berry

by Jro April 24, 2005

dingleberries

Bits of turd that fear the cold icy waters of the toilet, preferring to cling for dear life onto the hairs between your cheeks. Only found in males. If you find a chick with dingleberries, she's either a tranny or of Greek descent.

Bugger, the TP ran out before I could harvest the dingleberries from my arse fur.

by coryinc September 26, 2006

dingleberry

A person who unwittingly participates in dingleberry humor

Guy 1: Judging from his very poor diet and the fact that he has an excessive amount of body hair, I'd say that Jerry has two dingleberries today.

Guy 2: Heh, heh. Or maybe even like three or four. Wait a minute, what does that mean?

Guy!: You know what? YOU are a dingleberry.

by Ron from the threads April 23, 2010