detroit dirt

The shittiest weed known to man

"Hey man this weed is great, try it"

"No way, this shit is detroit dirt."

by Tyreese Reggins September 21, 2014

Determinist

A person who is always absolutely determined in every single thing they do.

Like a perfectionist; who always makes sure every thing they do and\or every thing others do as well is 100% damn perfect;
But instead of perfecting things, you just are determined in doing them.
Its hard to give up on something when you're a determinist, unless its some stupid ass math homework or some other type of useless schoolwork that will never come in handy in real life.
Then that might be an exception.

Claire is such a determinist; she wouldn't get up until her drawing was finished.

by Haay It's Eridan Ampora April 3, 2015

Detroit Picnic Basket

A survival bag, usually holding personal possessions and every day carry items that also has a concealed gun compartment for self defense purposes. Also called a "get home bag". Since Detroit has a high crime rate, the meaning is clear. It's a survival bag.

Jim knew he could go into even the most crime ridden areas carrying his Detroit picnic basket.

by BuLLg0d April 8, 2015

Detroit Handroller

The sexual act first performed in Detroit in which a man takes a shit on a woman's hand, which then the woman then rubs the feces all over her hand her hand and proceeds to give the man a hand job. Afterwards, the woman then aggressively gives the man a BJ which smears the shit all over her mouth.

Mr. Seddon was pleased when his student, Paulina Guzik, gave him a nasty and pleasuring Detroit Handroller.

by lickdapussay April 25, 2015

detroit divorce

When a woman wants a divorce from a man and he objects, she shoots him, and he accepts.

My granny gave my grandfather a Detroit Divorce. It was hard for women to get a divorce if the husband didn't want it, so she shot him in the ass with her gun and moved back here to Tennessee.

by cinnamon-the-cat June 19, 2016

detective douche

Detective Douche (or just Douche) is how Lucifer Morningstar calls Dan Espinoza

Lucifer: "Detective Douche, I-"
Dan: "Dan. My name is Dan. Or detective Espinoza"

by raytoroshoe January 11, 2017

detlef d soos

A German fitness trainer which is often used in memes in germany.

My name is Detlef d soost and im happy to sees your saas. Soos Sees Saas.

by Darrek July 22, 2017