There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

deficiency

Having a problem, lacking something, acting like an idiot cause there is something wrong with you. In place of saying "what's your problem".

Jason is doing something stupid or saying something dumb for no apparent reason:

"Hey Jason, what's your deficiency???"

by Tbotmoore August 24, 2005

Opposition Defiant Disorder

A "disorder" found in kids (mostly). Here are the symptoms:

# often loses temper
# often argues with adults
# often actively defies or refuses to comply with adults' requests or rules
# often deliberately annoys people
# often blames others for his or her mistakes or misbehavior
# is often touchy or easily annoyed by others
# is often angry and resentful
# is often spiteful or vindictive

Pft! It's not a disorder, just bad parenting.

OMG! Honey, look at this article on ODD! It turns out our little obnoxious shit, Billy, is actually THE VICTIM here; of a horrible disorder! Poor Billy!! :\

by DR January 27, 2005

random thumb downs on perfect definitions

Usually done by bored people who think people care about how many negative thumbs they have on their posts.

random thumb downs on perfect definitions:

this is how they think you react:
"OMFG WHY THE NEGATIVE SCORE??? FFFFFFFFUUUUU!!!!!!111oneoneone

by lolwutz- January 21, 2010

definitewee

The way black people (such as Kern) say, or try to say, definitely. It is very fun to say, and can be pronounced def-in-it-we.

I definitewee didn't take da cookies playboi!

I definitewee did not tell you to sell.

I would definitewee put that booty in my face.

by Playboi March 1, 2008

definitely forreal

Phrase used to confirm that something is completely legit and totally believeable. Also means "I agree".

Angelique: Dude did you see that guy?
Allison: Yeah, he was so freakin' cute.
Angelique: Right, I'd hit that..twice.
Allison: definitely forreal.

by YouKnowWhatItIs69 March 27, 2011

Definition

A definition defines the word you wish you could definitively understand. I definitely recommend researching definitions if you cannot define a word for it is undoubtedly important that the words we speak define us.

Homeless Heroin Addict: “Wow if only I could define some definitions.”
Privileged Child: “Yes. I’m sure you do."

by hailharrie October 2, 2016