Double Duce

When you take a shit and two long logs come out and hit the toilet water. The toilet water splashes all over your asswhole.

John Cena double duced and now his ass hairs are all wet.

by Big Boy Ski July 30, 2006

Double Decker Dump

two parties gotta poop, one sits normally on the toilet, legs spread, the second sits facing the first, both have a clear shot into the toilet, both poop.

and THATS a double decker dump

by The Turdinator2 February 28, 2011

double decker ass

A girl with a fat ass on top of her actual fat ass. i.e. Christa.

She sat down and her double decker ass was hanging out!

by Miss Kay October 3, 2006

Upper Double Decker Down

The act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet after the consumption and digestion of a "Double Down" sandwich from Kentucky Fried Chicken.

Todd demonstrated his contempt for health and hygiene by performing an Upper Double Decker Down.

by urbanschlager April 7, 2010

Double Dash

1. Double penetrating a woman hard enough to induce both anal and vaginal prolapse when pulling out

2. The act of alternating thrusts between anal and vaginal sex, often inducing either anal or vaginal prolapse

Me and a friend were fucking this girl so hard, we totally double dashed her

by Cubictofu October 11, 2014

Double Date Rape

When two couples go on a double date, and one person from each couple gets raped. This rapee can either be a man or a woman.

J: Tell him if he can get Jake to come, you'll hang out with him.
R: Why??
J: So it can be a Double Date Rape.

Jake: Dude I was Double Date Raped last night.....

by randjproductions June 30, 2011

Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon

The beverage of choice throughout the private jet industry. commonly used to to generate enough adrenaline to cope with a typical demands in the private jet industry. also used as first aid treatment on victims of cardiac arrest at Fingers Crossed Aviation. NOTE: Beverage is trade marked and produced in large volumes exclusively for Fingers Crossed Aviation. Beverage can also be used as a substitute for jet fuel.

Dude, the client for 87 is coming over to check up on his pull out tables. The coach is brewing up a couple of gallons of Red Eyed Double Dipped, African, Blackeyed Rocky Raccoon.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006