Crohn’s Disease

A disability that makes you poop yourself uncontrollably and violently.

My homie Ben has Crohn’s Disease…… he poops himself violently.

by Crohn’sBoy November 3, 2021

Haikon's Disease

A rare and debilitating allergy of the internet.

"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."

by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008

Monteau's Disease

When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.

Most people from Winnie Texas suffer Monteau's Disease.

by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010

Ditching Disease

it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.

it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.

Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.

by bleahyou January 21, 2011

Luke Disease

the coolest disease to have. if you have it your awesome and every one wants it

"hes so cool" "yeah he has Luke disease"

by lukes bff June 6, 2018

K's Disease

Using K as a response back to everything.

AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ?

JabAllz: k

Ahmed: You going to the mall ?

Jaballz: k

Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?

Jaballz: K

Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease

by Alfuse188 May 24, 2009

Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011