"So, I showed my aunt 4chan last night. She won't use the computer anymore... I think she contracted Haikon's Disease."
by 4thirty5 June 16, 2008
Get the Haikon's Diseasemug. Named after a dog named Teddy (AKA Tedford Stevens III, the dog) who is had his eye pulled out by a larger dog and spent two weeks in recovery after being hit by a car. The disease is characterized by extreme impusiveness, ignorance, irrationality, and belief in their own inteligence, and/or athletic prowess. In some cases, there is a delusion of grandeur. In reality, Teddy's disease patients are victims of their own bad reasoning. They constantly get into trouble in every way possible. They see no problem walking down a crime infested street, and they typically drive very badly resulting in multiple car accidents before the age of 25. Patients usually live a long life, but their lives are full of problems and they are never really able to "get it together."
Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.
Friends and families of Teddy's disease patients typically suffer more because they become responsible for the patient, especially when the he or she is in need of medical attention. This is terribly frustrating.
Known patients of Teddy's disease: Randy "The Ram" (The Wrestler), Donald Trump, and Lindsey Lohan.
Teddy's disease is similar to Sheen's disorder but with less cocaine, prostitutes and porn stars.
Teddy's disease (AKA Stevens'disorder) is possibly a genetic malady. Reseach on the disorder is ongoing.
Jackie was in another car accident? Jeez, that's the third one this year. You know, he might have undiagnosed Teddy's disease.
Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.
Randy "The Ram" had Teddy's disease. Just when his life was going okay, he did something stupid to totally screw it up. He just couldn't get it together.
Teddy the dog (much like most small dogs) has Teddy's. Just when he found a good home with nice people, he picked a fight with a big dog and ran in front of a car. He just can't get it together.
by vordmeister June 12, 2011
Get the teddy's diseasemug. it's a disease where you ditch your friends, simple as that.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
it can be long term or short term, doesn't matter.
Your old best friend ditching you for the popular crowd.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
Ditching Disease can be very painful but not to the person who has the disease.
by bleahyou January 21, 2011
Get the Ditching Diseasemug. When an individual is strangely attracted to the smell of another individual's fecal matter, flatulence or body odor.
by iburnedkelly July 27, 2010
Get the Monteau's Diseasemug. A rare fatal autosomal recessive neurodegenerative disorder that begins in childhood, it is caused by mutation of the CLN3 gene.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Early symptoms of the disorder usually appear around ages 4-10, with gradual onset of vision problems, or seizures. Early signs may be subtle personality and behavior changes, slow learning or regression, repetitive speech or echolalia, clumsiness, or stumbling. There may be slowing head growth in the infantile form, poor circulation in lower extremities (legs and feet), decreased body fat and muscle mass, curvature of the spine, hyperventilation and/or breath-holding spells, teeth grinding, and constipation.
Over time, affected children suffer mental impairment, worsening seizures, and progressive loss of sight, speech and motor skills. Eventually, children with Batten disease become blind, bedridden, and demented. Batten Disease is a life limiting disease, life expectancy varies depending on the type or variation.
It normally affects very young children of ages like 4-6, but has been known to affect older people as well, Kufs affects adults and symptoms normally start in the 30's.
The prognosis is about 5-7 years and there is currently no cure.
Person 1: My son was just diagnosed with Batten Disease, the doctors say he has 5-7 years left and his condition will rapidly deteriorate.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
Person 2: I'm so sorry, I can't imagine how horrible it would be for your child to have that disease.
by Ze Anonymous October 24, 2009
Get the Batten Diseasemug. AHmed: Wanna Hershey Bar ?
JabAllz: k
Ahmed: You going to the mall ?
Jaballz: k
Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?
Jaballz: K
Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease
JabAllz: k
Ahmed: You going to the mall ?
Jaballz: k
Ahmed: Did you do the Homework?
Jaballz: K
Ahmed: Dude you Defffff Have K's Disease
by Alfuse188 May 24, 2009
Get the K's Diseasemug. This morning I woke up and couldn't tell if I was in a dream world or the real world. I think I have a dreamer's disease.
by Douryn August 2, 2021
Get the Dreamer's diseasemug.