the body part on the male anatomy that he uses for sex; commonly used in situations around young children who should not be exposed to other slang terms
the act female carnal exploration done by a male (as referred to exchange of words between Principal Masterson and Ned in the soon to be blockbuster hit "17 Again".)
Dungeons and Dragons is a game where the socially intelligent players should never come out of the closet and hide all evidence of this virgin prolonging addiction.
Keep it on the DL and get some outdoor hobbies so you don't rot in your grandma's basement without ever meeting a girl.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS IN THE CLOSET PLAYERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT! MAN THEY'RE REALLY KEEPING IT GAMER!
Dungeon Master: "The goblins spot you! Roll for initiative!
Player: "Oh boy, a 20 and a 1!"
KNOCK KNOCK
"Oh shit! THe only girls I know are here! Quick! Shove it in the closet!
Ladies: "What were you guys doing in the closet? Why don't you guys just admit your gay."
In the world of video-games, a huge area, usually indoors, which houses multiple rooms, puzzles and enemies. The player must navigate his way through the dangerous place and face the dungeon boss (much harder than the regular dungeon enemies), to receive a reward and progress further into the story.
The most famous dungeons are the Legend of Zelda ones, where you can earn a new weapon/item/etc. at some point in the dungeon and you usually face a mini-boss (with difficulty between one of a regular enemy's and the boss's)