Chronic fatigue syndrome

Difficulty waking up, or doing much of anything, resulting from smoking too much Chronic. (High THC marijuana Bud. The "good" stuff)

Q: "What is with me these days? Why are my eyelids like lead weights, and why am I still in bed at 1pm? I've got sh*t to do ... um, where's my bong?"

A; "Its all that bud-smoking, yo! You've got Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.

by BeenThere2 November 27, 2009

chronic

1.Weed; good weed; or
2.Long term user of weed

1.Got any chronic bro?
2.That niggaz no good, he be chronic

by Arsalan January 24, 2003

chronectomy

Faux-medical word to decribe the charging of time from one's job.

I have to take a day off from work, so I'm doing a chronectomy on my time sheet.

by pentozali September 6, 2007

Chronic UDA

Chronic Urban Dictionary Addiction.
Signs and Symptoms may include the following:
*Constantly being on urbandictionary.com
*Making sure to find out the new Urban Word Of the Day each day
*Using urban words many people don't know the definition of in real conversation.

Phil gets on his computer EVERY morning first thing to read the new Urban Word of The Day..*Every* day.
He's been this way for a year now...
I hate to say this...
but Phil has Chronic UDA

by Versego April 21, 2009

chronic assumption neurosis

The belief that because one thinks a certain thought often, or in worst-case scenario, more than once, that this thought is then absolutely true.

The think tank moved its office without telling her because her chronic assumption neurosis had become so irritating.

by Teech2 October 1, 2009

Chronic Caps Lock disease

the act of over use of caps, making the victim feel threatened, when in fact they are simply hyperactive.

NOT FAWN OVER BOOB ARMOR GIRL... i'm not, just Chronic Caps lock disease, sigh.

by im harry potter. November 16, 2011

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome

Chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome is where you cant find a charming, sweet, and romantic guy and all you can find are losers!

Nichole: Why can't I find someone special!!!
Friend: I think you have chronic bad luck boyfriend syndrome!
Nichole: FML....

by Mae0926 January 16, 2012