credulence

Credulence: the state of having a viable credit status in the midst of an economic disaster.

"While his neighbors dodged repo men, Gordon smugly bragged about his credulence in the middle of the 21st century's first recession."

by FrankyJames December 23, 2009

Wisconsin Cheese Curd

eating out a fat chick while she has a yeast infection then shooting your man grease all over the chunky curd infection.

I was with tina lastnight and had the best Wisconsin Cheese Curd

by Danezak October 29, 2007

Credit Carded

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

by pleasedont July 14, 2009

Cued up

Describes a woman with an intrauterine device (IUD).

Bro, you don't want another kid - get your baby mama's cervix Cued up!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak June 13, 2008

credit cunt

People or media that insist on referring every news article or everyday event to the 'looming credit crisis', regardless of the fact that the event they are talking about has little or nothing to do with predicted credit crash.

Person 1: "I saw the news reader say that the increase in popcorn sales are indicative of people watching films at home due to the looming credit crisis."

Person 2: "What a credit cunt!"

by Deva Corriveau June 24, 2008

cred

a misinterpreted word by the Toronto Star's "Urban Illiad". Contrary to the belief of the newspaper, 'cred' is not jsut for whitepeople.

Short for credibility. Refers to the influentiality of a person..

Urban illiad has no street cred and tries to hard to fulfill his A & E dutuies in the toronto star,..

by Toronto Bwoy December 28, 2005

puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

by Roger E December 5, 2007