to cucumber

To honor someone greatly

To cucumber someone is not an easy feat

by Meduza June 21, 2017

Dusting Cucumbers

Means doing sweet fuck all.

What have you been up to today?
Not much, just dusting cucumbers.

by Old Mate Andy June 26, 2018

Carnal Cucumber

Vegetarian option of meat-based penis slang or simile.

Example :

1). My girlfriend got her dip all over my carnal cucumber !
2). I'm going to use my carnal cucumber to turn her vegetarian.

3). She might be vegan but we'll see if she can take all my carnal cucumber ...

by Chilly Beef March 6, 2018

Salty cucumber

One who sucks dick after it has been in a dirty and sweaty hoe's ass.

Dang he'd/she'd be the type to be a salty cucumber

by Bobbycucumber May 15, 2018

frozen cucumber

A frozen cucumber usually occurs when an iced penis is surprisingly entered into a fuck socket. The refusal of sex that ensues results in a very cold version of blue balls.

I tried giving her the Old El Paso Snowplow but ended up with a frozen cucumber.

by Todd Schneider July 17, 2018

dry cucumber

A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.

Logan, stop being a dry cucumber. Idiot.

by Immaturespices October 15, 2018

Ernies Cucumber

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019