Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.
I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.
by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020
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Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.
Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.
by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018
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jeep cricket

A person (male/female) who only hooks up with a person who drives a jeep
Have you seen her? She's a jeep cricket
by Jcpenney0550 May 09, 2017
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prison cricket

Typically a woman who receives mail from random men in prison.
Jesus christ Rose! This whole stack of mail is from different inmates! What are you somekind of prison cricket.
by Iheartgrandmaspussy March 11, 2023
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The Cricket

A technique for eating out a girl. Very rapid tongue movements create extreme pleasure. You can tell if a person is capable of this if they can move there tongue fast enough to create a noise. It feels amazing, they use it as a special privilege, not all girls are lucky enough to experience it.
Jeff-Dude, how was your night with the girlfriend.
Greg- Dude, I gave her the cricket, I thought she earned it.
by George Smith Carmen March 04, 2008
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tree swingin moon cricket

an indigo skin brethren of the tightly woven hair's ancestors who would sing into the night (moon cricket) then eventually be hung by the neck. (tree swingin)
ETHEL! THAT TREE SWINGIN MOON CRICKET IS OUT THERE IN THE FRONT PASTURE AGAIN!!!!
by cameraman2_0_0_8 October 31, 2023
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cone cricket

Women who seek out sexy male road construction workers, love the smell of fresh asphalt and the color high visibility yellow.
That cone cricket out there at it again trying to hook up with dozer operator.
by Cndlstkmkr October 24, 2022
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