cream dream

When you have a wet dream, and there is nothing around there to arouse you.

I had a cream dream this morning

by lord blackman August 6, 2005

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim May 2, 2006

Assassins Cream

Someone with a good aim when 'spooging' on a girls face.

'See her over there, I gave her Assassins Cream last night right in the eye'

by thecameller August 16, 2009

Creaming the Bishop

manual method of self-love. masterbationA SirPercy orginal. Other closely related phrases include: creaming the queen, creaming the king, creaming the rook, and creaming the knight. Creaming the pawn indicates a tiny penis.

Man, she rejected me... Guess I will just need to go on creaming the bishop.

by Agentsix November 13, 2006

Cream Cocktail

A cream cocktail is when a man cums into a cocktail glass and then serves it to his unsuspecting wife.

OMG Johnny you're such a prankster giving me a cream cocktail!

by urmumsyadad69 March 18, 2019

Cream tear

Cowper's fluid (also known as pre-cum) secreted from the male urethra during arousal in anticipation of ejaculation.

I tell you what Vicar-Sergeant, I'd slip her one!

Too right Cardinal-Inspector, I'm crying cream tears out of my fucking Jap's eye here.

by chope March 6, 2009

Clueless cream

A creamy boy, similiar to a creamburger mcflurry who's insides are made up of gravy and cream. Usually stupid and clueless, and continues to make 'lol' jokes. You will find a clueless cream wearing brown creamy fake skater boots and supre skinny jeans and a dirty short top. When you do, KILL.

A clueless cream can be found in the form of a cheesey slime called christian.

by Princess Consweila Bananahammock May 5, 2008