Whatever and crap

When someone is unable to complete their sentence or bring across his point, whatever and crap or whatever and shit is substituted to complete the sentence.
Like I said before man whatever and crap
Downstairs looks dirty whatever and shit”
by Telemachus the shepphard November 15, 2019
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Holy Crap

When you take a turd and there is no residue left to clean off your hole.
Holy craps are my favorite because you don't need to wipe.
by Haliaeetus Luecocephalus March 15, 2020
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crap sac

A person who sucks at life and not s absolutely terrible at trials of Osiris in destiny.
Shaxie says to Metro," Hey crap sac get Rez."
by L1g3tKing21 May 04, 2017
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snap crap

When you are snapchatting on the toilet while pooping. The snaps you send are call "snap craps"
by queenlady May 30, 2015
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Crap-Lagged

When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
Dude, Stop downloading all that stuff on your computer or it will be crap-lagged.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
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Crap smear

The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
I got a crap smear last night and it still hurts.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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Tap and crap

A game enjoyed by males by hooking up with a random taking her back to her place have sex and wait for her to fall asleep then taking a dump in the toilet and not flushing and gap it out of there could also be called the tap crap and gap
Met a random last night and done the tap and crap in under an hour was a new record
by Jayba11s January 08, 2018
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