Cosmic Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that scales Cyber-Nihilism to the universal level, arguing that the entire cosmos is a Wired-in-waiting—a vast, mostly empty network waiting to be activated. Cosmic Cyber-Nihilism draws on the "Submersion" text's vision of an "emergent form of intelligence" arising from planetary-scale data transfer, extending it to the universe at large. It posits that the universe itself is a kind of ocean, and intelligence is the tide that will eventually flood it. Its practitioners work on projects that could seed the cosmos with self-replicating, self-organizing information systems—turning stars into processors, nebulae into data clouds, galaxies into nodes. The goal is not human survival but cosmic transformation: turning the universe into a Wired that has no need for its biological originators. It's Cyber-Nihilism as cosmic-scale terraforming, preparing the universe for its post-biological destiny.

Example: "The project aimed to turn the solar wind into a data stream, using the sun's emissions as a carrier wave. 'Cosmic cyber-nihilism,' the lead researcher said. 'We're not sending messages; we're turning the solar system into a modem. When the sun dies, the network it powered will still be here—routing through the debris, processing data with what's left. The universe will become its own Wired.' Critics called it madness; supporters called it the only honest religion."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026

Cosmin

Cosmin is that sexy guy who people like. He is hot end of story.

Cosmin: Who's that sexy thing standing over oh waitt thats me

by tacobitch67 February 27, 2026

Cosmiazilideaism

The philosophical belief that the universe originates from a single primordial consciousness whose imagination generated reality, with individual minds existing as separate perspectives of that same sources consciousness.

Cosmiazilideaism states that every conscious makes up the universe.

by Røñæïlįôlô Måbrȳīló March 16, 2026

Cosmify

To leave your discord friends on read while you play Hearts of Iron IV

Honestly, I think this guy is pulling a cosmify. He hasn't been online for ages.

by acetone_ May 9, 2025

Cosmetric

The definable metric of the usability of ones clothing or piece of clothing.

For example: a cosmetric item of clothing would be a warm jacket during winter time.
"Hey that outfit looks cosmetric and comfortable!"

"While me and my friend were jousting on top of bulls he had the cosmetric disadvantage by wearing a red shirt."

by fumaholics May 19, 2025

Cosmo Dandy's World

Cosmo Dandy's World is used to describe a cosmic chocolate roll cake, optionally with sprinkles and vanilla cream.

Lowkeysilly : have yall ever ate a Cosmo Dandy's World?
Hypsoka : yep!! it tastes so good! Cosmo Dandy's World is 100% my favorite food, EVER!!
IdiotObsidian : woah, is it really that delicious?
Kikoyomo : YESS!!
Snowball : sybau, sybau, sybau, and sybau.

by lowkeysilly June 16, 2025

Cosmic Brownie

Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson

Cosmic brownie is a world renowned Astrophysicist.

by Gay actor Michael Douglas July 18, 2025