coated

To turn someones coat inside out, and zip it/button it back up the wrong way.
Highly annoying for the person whose coat it is, highly amusing for everyone else
Created at Herne Bay High, similar to bagged

Rex; ha, i coated rory
Sam; aha yeh, that's lolworthy
Rory; fuckers.

by Sax February 6, 2008

cooterbug

Slang for vagina. Pretty much the word cooter, but someone added the word bug to make it sound that much more juvenile.

Cross your legs, girl! You're showing off your cooterbug!

by Ksadler September 19, 2006

cooter fat

fat deposits on a woman in the vaginal area.

Jebadiah loves to suck Jezebel's cooter fat.

by Text_Maddi August 6, 2008

cooter stache

(n.) what you receive after you have gone down on a girl with a large lotus patch and you come up with a few pussy sprouts on your upper lip

Jon went down on Jen in the bathroom, after the tennis match and came up with a huge cooter stache!

by joe jones and russell bray October 25, 2008

cootermunch

lowest grade or quality

Cody: Can i have a good pillow?
Steve: You get the cootermunch pillow!
Cody: aww man

by 00civic December 16, 2008

cooter-hat

Derrogatory name with the literal meaning of having your head in very close proximity to a vagina.

Quit being a God damned cooter-hat and do what I tell you!

by The Dirty Mouth of the South September 9, 2010

Cooter

A turtle, also known as River Cooter Turtle also known as Dan River Cooter, Basking Turtle, and Florida Cooter. The adult River Cooter may reach a foot in length. Relatively young individuals have distinctive markings on the underside that may disappear as the turtle ages. Some older specimens are dark brown to black when seen from a distance. Dried mud on the upper carapace may appear as a gray color, and green algae on some specimens produce a dark greenish cast when moist. The notched bottom edge of the carapace is characteristic of the cooters.

Bride: "Dang that cooter was chewy!"
Man: "MM da' gonn'it!"

by CooterQueen000 September 29, 2010