Concisionism

The ideology which advocates concise thought, analysis, speech, writing, and consumption.

Concisionism advocates articulating one's feelings, and thinking, analyzing, speaking, and/or writing concisely. Its adherents believe concision is so powerful that by applying it—especially at work—a nation's Gross Domestic Product will rise because workers and other professionals will communicate faster and more effectively, thereby boosting production. Another benefit of articulating things concisely is that trimming the fat from communication leaves people more time to live and that improves the quality of life and increases the amount of pleasure people can enjoy.

The members of think tanks wonder if communicating concisely would make consumers realize that they can live concisely and consume concisely, not needing to purchase unnecessary (really unneeded) products or services; be husky, plump, or obese; and stop over-consuming and also consume less.

by but for September 9, 2018

Concise English

The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.

Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.

by but for November 26, 2018

Concisis

Noun. General conviction or viewpoint of people.

Her Concisis of the movie review was the same as everyone else.

by B-rizzle December 21, 2018

Coffin

A box we put dead people in, we all end up in coffins one day. Or in a matchbox either way it’s all good.

Me: Mom buy me a new fucking coffin
Mom: I just bought you a new one yesterday your going through those things like mad
Me: those roaches in the yard need proper burials
Mom: those weren’t roaches they were small children

by GMS sufferer December 27, 2019

Condi

Plural of condom

Does your establishment sell condi?

Condi? U think fun?!

by plundyy February 2, 2020

Coffin Chaser

Anyone who exclusively dates alternative people. I.E goths, punks and everything in between.

Girl #1 - That guy is such a Coffin Chaser, Veronica. C'mon, he only dates the goths. He dated Goth Girl #1 and Goth Girl #2. You don't want him.
Girl #2 - Oh, I didn't know that, Tracy.

by grassfedbottom June 3, 2021

Coffin dance

A meme in 2021 that became popular.

Jack: What is a coffin dance? Almost everyone: .....

by lucas789 June 27, 2021