come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

by cred80 March 5, 2009

come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017

come get this work

A term used to tell someone to come get some. Usually in sports

Bunmi: Hey Joe, come get this work in ping pong.

Joe: See you in 5 mins

by IndyHammer August 15, 2017

Enemy of Comedy

Any comedian who used to be funny but now stars in exclusively terrible, unfunny movies. People who were never funny, such as Rob Schneider, are not technically classified as Enemies of Comedy.

Eddie Murphy is the #1 most wanted Enemy of Comedy for his long list of horrible movies following his awesome stand-up, time on early SNL, and first few good movies.

by Drafty Taft May 16, 2010

comedyshortsgamer

A really loud, black British youtuber who does things like eat lion testicles and open what people send him in his P.O box (It's usually shit, like people actually take their shit, box it up, and send it to him). Although his voice can be annoying he's pretty funny

ComedyShortsGamer is literally the reason I want to never watch youtube again, but I still can't stop watching him. I feel pathetic

by shut-the-fuckupcakes April 22, 2015

come meet my cat

have a look at my pussy

"come meet my cat"

"would you like me to stroke it?"

"yes, have a look at my pussy..."

"I thought I was going to meet your cat?"

"I don't have cat!"

by wolfiesmifffy September 11, 2014

Tim Commerford

Tim Commerford (also known as Timmy C.) is the Bassist for the famous L.A. based Rap-Metal band Rage Against the Machine and the now defunct super-group AudioSlave. Tim is also argued to be one of the greatest bass players of the last two decades.

Fan 1 : Tim Commerford is awesome on the new Rage Against the Machine album!

fan 2: hell yeah!

by MAtt95 May 16, 2011