Water Closet

What weirdos back east and in England call the bathroom. WC for short.

Danny: Hey teach can I use the WC?

Teacher: What the fuck?

Danny: The water closet.

Teacher: What the fuck??

Danny: The restroom sir.

Teacher: No, go back to New Jersey.

Danny: I'm from merry old England sir.

Teacher: Well you can take your merry old dumb in fucking Jersey kid, now get the fuck out.

by Pimperator March 13, 2004

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closet exhibitionist

closet freak. someone who seems nice but is really secretly naughty or a sex freak

Shay is a closet exhibitionist. She's a lady in the streets but a freak in the bed.

by TresGorgeous July 21, 2006

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close

near to having an orgasm.

on the brink of ejaculating.

"Honey, I'm close. I can't hold off any longer. I'm going to make it."

"No, I'm not close. I need some more foreplay to get in the groove."

by WackyWild May 8, 2010

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close the pool

When the pool is closed due to aids!

If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"

the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids

Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-

close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!

by trigun``` November 26, 2007

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Closet Queen

A very nice or expensive guitar that never gets played.

Have you seen Bob's 57 gold top? It's so sweet but he never plays it. It's a closet queen.

by Comanche June 13, 2012

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close but no cigarre

1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.

Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.

Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!

Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!

Good guy: You bastard!

by din0-n00beffect May 27, 2010

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