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Clamsmacker

When you smash the length of your cock across her fanny lips in order to gain some lady lube before you slam it in there.
"Thankfully I produce enough fanny juice that all he needs is a quick clamsmacker and he's in there" .

"Come and have a clamsmacker, up 'me curry bongo, take it up the bum".
by Roy Wegerle June 21, 2024
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Clementine

Someone who you have known for what feels like forever. She has been through and seen a lot. She is hard to hate. She's way too kind to others, despite needing to be kinnder to herself.
If you hate Clementine, consider yourself an opp.
"Clementine, why are you so nice to everyone?"
Clementine: 🤷 ♀️
by ☁︎ June 28, 2024
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Cleesiastical

The quality of being like John Cleese
He marched in with a cleesiastical stride

He served the wafer-thin mints with cleesiastical indifference
by Mikey™ October 1, 2024
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Clemansum

Synonym för småcitrus
-Köper du med dig clemansumer när du ändå är på affären
by Mapcyk January 18, 2025
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Clementic

Describes a workday where you clock in just long enough to barely get by—arriving late, leaving early, and accomplishing next to nothing. Inspired by Clemens, that employee who’s notorious for showing up just in time and bouncing before the end of the day. In short, a clementic workday is when your shift is more about dodging work than actually doing it.
Person A: "Hey, did you see Clemens leave at 1 PM again?"
Person B: "Yeah, Clemens pulled another clementic. He barely even showed up today."
by schluschl February 28, 2025
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Clem

The act of necrophilia, specifically having intercourse with freshly cremated ashes.
Zach was excited to clem Deborah, since she had passed away last week.
by CopenhagenCrush April 12, 2025
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CLAMS

Slang term from New England meaning that the person you are speaking of is full of disease. (Clams cover a wide range of diseases) If you are going CLAMMING- the slang would mean you are going looking for disease!
That guy is full of clams. I am not dating him! She is nothing but a clam!
by Melissa Kelly OKeefe February 3, 2026
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