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chocolate railslide

After taking a #2 (without wiping), it is the act of riding down someones arm with your bare ass, ie a railslide.
Frank wasn't paying attention and his arm was exposed, so I took advantage of the opportunity and completed the chocolate railslide, effectively wiping my ass with Frank's arm.
by tkblazeys June 28, 2009
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chicom

look at those chicoms trying to become more capitalistic
by arrogant atheist August 28, 2003
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Chocolate Syrup

Used for sexual desires.
Lick that stuff off of my stomach! Mmmmmmm yeah baby!
by Shay Shay July 6, 2003
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chocolatebarologist

someone that studies the history, taste, and aftermath of a chocolate bar.
Bill, the chocolatebarologist works for twix inc.
by Matthew Hargreaves September 22, 2007
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Chocolate Wolverine

When you are drilling a girl in the ass from behind. You then proceed to pull out, wipe the crap off your dick with both hands and then immediately give the girl two horns on each side of her head resembling Wolverine's hair cut.

Once she discovers the evil deed on her head and starts thrashing and "clawing" at the headboard to get away, you must hold her down and avoid getting scratched (even though a wolverine scratch is a badge of courage to those who are in the know).

Difficulty: 8.5/10
I hooked up with this chick and gave her the Chocolate Wolverine of a lifetime...my headboard is being replaced as we speak.
by Dr. Manhattan 69 June 26, 2009
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Chocolate Cufflink

The byproduct of a careless wipe. After having a shit, if you forget to roll up the sleeve of your wiping arm, you inadvertently smear shit on the cuff of your shirt while wiping your ass.
Evan: Dude, was that a good shit or what?
Art: How'd you know I just dumped a load?
Evan: You've got a fresh chocolate cufflink on you're right arm. Go change your shirt!
by g-othermal November 2, 2009
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Chocolate Candy Apple

AKA "The Brown Christening"

Shitting on the babies head as it comes out of the womans vagina during birth, then licking to remove,eating and sharing with your partner optional.
what the fuck, dont chocolate candy apple that baby.

is there a term for what you've just done,yes there is, "chocolate candy apple"
by The Lizard-The Fox November 2, 2010
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