chimpanionship

Pleasant-interaction support dat you get from either a pet monkey, or from humans who haven't "evolved" much socially --- i.e., they still seem stuck back in da "primitive" or "cave man" age.

Signing up for GEICO auto-insurance may indeed be so easy dat "a caveman could do it", but I might still like da chimpanionship of a fellow "converted ape" to provide emotional support and otherwise help me through da process.

by QuacksO March 7, 2025

Chimplesoot

A snappy, dismissive response used when one either doesn’t know or doesn’t care to elaborate on a particular topic.

Person 1: “You were there when Bobby gave his wedding speech, right? What did he talk about?”

Person 2: “Ah.. chimplesoot..”

by 6uppy April 1, 2025

Chimp

George Walker Bush

The chimp done fucked up!!!

by Madhouse Mike April 29, 2025

Chimp

The act of agressively throwing anything whilst screaming.

Todd from accounting discovers the printer jammed again. With a wild-eyed scream that echoes through the cubicles, he chimps a half-stapled quarterly report like a frisbee of fury across the room.

“FOR FUCKSAKE!!! I JUST WANTED DOUBLE-SIDED!”

by Tenkindsofawesome June 18, 2025

chimp

/tʃɪmp/ Noun. Portmanteau of "child" and "pimp". Derogatory word for an adult, usually a parent, who exploits a child for online views and monetary gain. Usually applied to "influencers" who lack the talent to obtain followers authentically. Examples of chimps include Abbey Lee Miller, Teri Shields, and Melissa Gisoni.

That chimp doesn't care if child-abusers have access to their children.

by I-dislike-chimps July 1, 2025

Chimpuck

Definition:
A fictional hybrid creature that combines the brains of a chimpanzee with the energy and cuteness of a chipmunk. Known for their mischievous behavior, tree-hopping skills, and habit of mimicking sounds (especially laughter). Also used as slang for someone who’s small, smart, fast, and cheeky.

That little chimpuck ran off with my phone while giggling like me!

by ramjirau July 6, 2025

Chimpin

An activity done by colored people when they make a complete fool of themselves. Very common in urban areas.

That girl over there is twerking on top of a car, she is chimpin hard.

by cg22_ August 16, 2025