cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties

I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.

by echar September 22, 2009

Boiled the Cheese

When a person attepts to accomplish a task only to end in failure.

refers too: attempting to prepare Kraft Mac & Cheese but dumping the cheese packet into the water.....We've all done it!

Jack really boiled the cheese on that project he was given for class.

by D-Link July 17, 2009

Breada Cheese

Someone you don't like but don't know

check out this guys facebook... yeah what a breada cheese

by parkinhouzen January 7, 2020

Cheese snuffle

A piece of white bread with melted/crusted cheese on top. Commonly in Norway. Primarily served cold with ham and ordinary cheese in the middle.

Also know as (in norwgian):
- Ostelandgang
- Osteloff
- Ostebriks
- Ostekødd
- Ostegreie

My godness, that sure was one delicious piece of cheese snuffle, Mr. Goldie!

by Cheese snuffle December 11, 2010

cheese-toaster

A sword.

Adumbrated in Shakespeare, Henry V, II, Nym: "... I will wink and hold out mine iron. It is a simple one; but what though? It will toast cheese, and it will endure cold as another man's sword will."

The knight stared menacingly at his enemy, before unsheathing his cheese-toaster and charging.

by Chika January 15, 2007

cheese wrist

An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies

"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"

by biddadunna October 7, 2009

Cheese Rind

Cheese Rind, simply put, is the outside layer of dirt and grimy filth that forms on a homeless person's body, hair and neither regions throughout the day Most Cheese Rind is accompanied by a ripe, pungent odiferous smell.

Lisa: Let's go sit at the park during lunch today.

Sandy: No thanks. It's full of bums. Last time I was there I gave a dollar to a bum and he hugged me. I smelled of Cheese Rind the rest of the day. couldn't get that smell off.

by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015