motivation check

A chant used in many military branches to augment the "motivation," or spirit of a particular unit. Used notably in many JROTC groups during roll call @ drill meets, athletic tournaments, etc., such a ubiquitous pattern of speech invokes an instinctive human aggression in said unit.

The motivation check, though at times may appear facetious, panders to our need for something funny to say, but in reality allows us to lose our individuality to achieve a collective identity.

"(insert unit here), MOTIVATION CHECK!"

Highly motivated,
Truly dedicated.
Rough, tough, lean, mean.
Motivated, motivated, motivated, (RANK)!
Dedicated, dedicated, dedicated, (RANK)!
I want PT, (rank), I love PT!
I like it, I love it, I want more of it!
Move like lightning, sound like thunder,
We put the enemy six feet under,
(COMPANY)! Move fast, move quick,
Now break it on down like you just won’t quit!
Hooah!
Hooah!
HOOAH!

by cptamerica1337 February 10, 2012

Internet Checkpoint

Internet Checkpoint is a specific point in the Internet where people from all walks of life would comment about how their life is going on. Started by taia777 in 2012, the original video was removed from Youtube due to copyrighted music. The original version has a Japanese title with a low-graphics thumbnail. Started from Youtube, people would get the video recommended seemingly of nowhere and out of curiosity, they choose to watch it, they find a beautiful collection of commenters who make entries and make us realize no matter how far we are, we are connected with each other regardless of nationality and ethnicity.

Hey bro, I just stumbled upon the Internet Checkpoint on Youtube and its like reading a history book but not boring.

by SidonTheTroll June 15, 2023

Ear phone check

When you put your finger in your ear to remove little wax in your ear before putting on earphones.

Alexander: ohhh danm carter next time do and Ear phone check before you put on my earphones. You got some wax on them.
Carter: my pleasure Alex.

by slickcj January 5, 2010

Pp Poo Poo Check

A TikTok song that became a meme

Bob: Hey did u see the new song
Some random ass 9-year-old: The Pp Poo Poo Check song?

by The idiot the fourth October 23, 2020

gay seat check

when one of your friends calls you out for sitting in your chair oddly, such as with your knees pulled up in front of you or with one leg tucked underneath you.

refers to the gay stereotype of lgbt+ and neurodivergent people not being able to sit like a normal person.

Friend: “Hey, gay seat check!”

Other Friend: “Oh come on!” *readjusts themselves to sit normally*

by VexoMenza November 14, 2021

check your pants

What you say when someone rips a big fart, because they might have shit themselves.

"Pfffffffbttt"
"Dude, check your pants!"

by Illinois Joe December 26, 2005

Vibe check

When u try and check someones vibes, typically done with a knife but also done with blunt objects like a males vagina or breasts

-Ay did u check julius caesars vibe in the senate today?
-Yes my g i done the vibe check with my knife

by THE REAL VIBE CHECKER October 28, 2019