noun
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
1. A special attack that was originally used by Piccolo in "Dragon Balls Z", it is an attack where a beam is shot from the index and the middle finger and shoots in an straight motion. When shot, you must say "SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" and aim your index and middle finger tawords the target.
by SolidSnake123 December 6, 2009

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

by Birdmagnet July 15, 2022

Feeling pumped or hyped; energetic, wild-eyed and charged. Vernacular made popular by the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show.
Roger: Man, after that hit of blow I'm feeling really shot out of a cannon.
Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.
Jose: You should try some of this Mexican meth I just got, holmes.
by crazy4honda January 23, 2010

A large cannon, typically wielded by a pony DJ, That uses high frequency noise and extremely fast paced bass to carve out large areas of land that people ( or ponies ) that pissed them off recently stood on.
by Mr. Dr. Prof. Phil July 10, 2016

When having sex with a woman, the man tells her he is going to ejaculate on her face. He asks her to close her eyes, when she does, he punches said woman in the face.
by Batman's anus May 5, 2013

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
by jk63 August 12, 2016
