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Canadian Creamsicle

When after a long day of dealing with bullshit at work you pour crown royal and orange cream soda into your girl's asshole and mix it with your dick. Turn her upside down and pour said girls ass into a glass over top snow balls to chill.
Brian had a rough day on the farm so he went home and gave his wife ye ole canadian creamsicle.
by Culatr December 30, 2018
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Canadian Salute

When you dip your dick in maple syrup and slap a girl on the forehead while singing “oh Canada”
by VonPetrol June 16, 2019
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Canadian goose hash

Another name for chewing tabacco
Hey brother let me get a pinch of that Canadian goose hash
by TruckerBoy87 June 25, 2019
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Canadian Taliban

Canadian geese when they shit up your yard leaving "landmines" aka shit piles for you to step on.
The Canadian Taliban are back for the summer.
by Milfsrus April 25, 2019
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Canadian casserole

A Canadian casserole is only to be done with a trusting and gentle partner. I knew a guy who tried it alone once. Dave was his name. Good guy. Funny, but a bit of a loner. One day he goes into his room Dave. Next day he comes out Dickless Dave. Still lives with his parents. Poor guy.
by Tipsybeaver August 8, 2019
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canadian karen

Any middle aged hockey mom that (Usually) has 2-3 kids playing and one is a goalie. Constantly complains to the other parents that the coach doesn’t give her son/daughter enough playing time. Also thinks the assistant coach is hot. Usually drives an Escalade or Navigator but can also be seen in a Yukon XL or Suburban. Always has a Starbucks in hand (Which is why she is 5 min late to the game). Constantly chats about non game topics to the other parents at a loud volume during gameplay so as to be heard by everyone unless she is spreading hockey gossip, then she will only whisper. Tells everyone she is going to talk to the coach after the game to see why her kid did not get as much playing time as she felt reasonable. In the end she never talks to the coach and is just a general bitch with a short, choppy hairstyle and yoga pants.
Your kid Would get more shifts if he worked harder in practice, took the game more seriously and if you weren't such a “Canadian Karen”.
by Fourmz May 28, 2020
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Canadian Steamer

"Steve pooped on my face last night"

"Nice, a Canadian Steamer"
by Wpgman June 2, 2020
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