Camel Chew

When a toothless individual gums the hell out of your taint aka gooch by rapidly working their mouth and jaw side to side like a camel chewing cud.

Man bro that toothless crack whore not only gave me some brain but she did the camel chew on my taint. She was spitting hair for 10 minutes.

Once she slid her panties off I saw her shorn taint and instantly took out my dentures and gave her a camel chew.

My uncle gave me a camel chew last night. I’m really just not sure how I feel about it. But I will say it was enjoyable.

by Dick Onchin November 2, 2021

Camel-toe

To graciously transition the conversation to a new topic based on a word or phrase in the current conversation. As opposed to the piggyback, camel-toe can be additive and translational.

Ferdinand: I really don't enjoy soaking my hands in water, especially washing dishes. It makes my hands all shriveled up.
Sally: To camel-toe off of that, do y'all know what soaking means?

by periodpapi February 10, 2022

camel scoop

When a Male pulls his trousers so high his testicles fall either side of the seem.

"Oh look! Fin is camel scooping! What a prat"
"Check out that dudes camel scoop"

by Camel scoop May 21, 2021

Camel Extruder

(n) a person who has read Matthew 19:24 in the bible and rightly concluded that as it would be easy for a billionaire to commission a machine that could draw out a camel thin enough to fit through the eye of a needle it therefore follows that billionaires are by far the most righteous among us and the most likely to go to heaven.

Some of the more liberal pastors eschewed Elon Musk, but the camel extruders knelt down in adulation of his weatlh.

by Lubbo Munni February 4, 2023

camel toe

When a guy's junk is hanging out of his shorts. Esp. at the beach when it gets all sandy and funky.

OMG, your dad totally has a camel toe. No, no, don't look.

by backgroundgrrl July 23, 2006

camel cough

When you take your top and bottom lips with your fingers and pull them apart and make a "buhuhuhuhuh" sound, resembling a camel

Person 1: Dude... do the camel cough again.

Person 2: "Buhuhuhuhuh"

by Hats December 15, 2007

camel head

smelly head/neck/ears/hair... i.e., your head smells like ass. camel ass. VAST amounts of methane, gross.

holy shit, man... *sniffs the air around neighboring person's head* you have fucking camel head.

by wellwhatdayaknow July 7, 2011