by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011
the most satisfying and amazing dream there is. usually involves your gorgeous crush hanging out with you, holding your hand, liking you back, kissing you, etc. You never want a dream like this to end. The only bad part is that it's not reality. Having a dream about a crush liking you back means you REALLY want him enough to have a whole fantasy made up about him by your subconscious mind.
"I had a crush dream about Logan last night. He kissed me at the top of the Eiffel tower. He was in LOVE with me!!! EEEKK!!!!! I wish he actually felt that way."
by chickenycheese July 14, 2019
A scale used to determine how infatuated you are with a certain someone.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
1. They're pretty chill.
2. I'd ask them out to a movie.
3. I'd go out with them.
4. I'd shove my erect penis up them all day until we both ejaculated everywhere.
5. Marry.
Person 1: Bruh, you like that girl?
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
Person 2: Kind of. She's like a one on the crush scale.
Person 1: I got you bruh.
by caonima December 15, 2013
Muriel:
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."
Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."
"I've seen Twilight so many times, I think I've developed a Cougar Crush on Robert Pattinson even thought I'm old enough to be his grandmother."
Audrey:
"You're preaching to the Twi-Hard choir."
by chieromancer July 16, 2010
When people (mostly from the dark web) torture animals for other people's amusement (highly illegal)
Tim: Today I found the sexiest tape of some crush porn, it has a cat in it, too!
Edith: ... You're sick
Edith: ... You're sick
by Anatursia October 10, 2018
adj., used to describe a demeaning, overwhelming, deadly boring, or otherwise psychologically damaging corporate job...
"Working for Slowcubicledeath.com was sucking my humanity out... after the latest death march I decided to ditch that soul-crushing place and get myself a nice job at Microsoft."
by Anna South May 03, 2007
Adoring someone famous of the same sex to the point that the person would consider turning gay in order to be with that famous person.
by The Aye Dr. June 07, 2007