Originated when "Can't even function" was mistaked for "Candy Munchin". Means I'm so drunk I can't even function, or too hungover or sick to function.
by usaf8363 January 15, 2011
Get the Candy Munchinmug. the "g" rated version of cock sucker, to be used in casual settings where people dont know what you are actually saying or talking about
by buddmcgreggor March 30, 2010
Get the candy sachermug. My dad knows that, when it's that time, and I ask for my period candy, he's gotta go get some Mexican food.
by JBduRune July 18, 2011
Get the Period Candymug. Unnecessary wrist and/or arm decorations worn by all. Throw back to friendship bracelets. It is recommended to be toppled over watches, chains and other adornments; the more the better.
by Black Mock August 17, 2011
Get the Wrist Candymug. When an individual experiences discomfort after eating a large amount of candy. This usually occurs on Halloween, Easter, Valentines Day, or Christmas when people give and receive sweets.
Candy Hangover can result in nausea, vomiting, headaches, toothaches, stomach pains, loss of appetite, sour mood, and many other things.
Candy Hangover may occur a while after eating the candy or the morning after.
Candy Hangover can result in nausea, vomiting, headaches, toothaches, stomach pains, loss of appetite, sour mood, and many other things.
Candy Hangover may occur a while after eating the candy or the morning after.
Billy: Maria, what's wrong??
Maria: Aw......I think I have Candy Hangover from eating all those sweets last night!
Billy: I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating !
Maria: Aw......I think I have Candy Hangover from eating all those sweets last night!
Billy: I wish I could go Trick-or-Treating !
by DemonOfTheRain666 March 20, 2011
Get the Candy Hangovermug. Mythical food others have to eat when they lose at something. Much like humble pie. Derivitive of eat my goal.
I've just shagged that girl you've been trying to score with that bitch for three months. Eat my rainbow candy!!
I just whooped your ass at FIFA, eat my rainbow candy!
I just whooped your ass at FIFA, eat my rainbow candy!
by daywalker stalker November 15, 2009
Get the Rainbow candymug. The male form of a sexual predator who lures children into his van using candy
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
(Female form is Sugar Suzi or in some cases Soda Samantha)
by Arsenic54 July 23, 2016
Get the candy randymug.