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inner blond

A person who doesn't have blond hair, but they are truly a "blond" person on the inside.
"OMG...I just remembered my story. Okay, so one day my mom's college roomate's sister's son tripped over a root when he was running. He fell over and got really scraped up. Okay...that's my story!!!" the brunette Kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
Mary Bowden and Molly look at one another and say, "Oh Kathryn you are such an inner blond."
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you belong to me

The act of owning another person through other ways other than slavery, or being a a pimp. owning a freshman by being a senior.
freshman you belong to me
by crazy_freak101 January 16, 2009
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Blonde

A person who acts really stupid even if they aren't necessarily. Also associated with forgetfulness, ditzy, and bouncy. Can laugh excessively
Jen, you're being such a blonde today!

Jen: hehe, I know! heheheheh!
by megan February 15, 2004
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Balon

The most amazing guy you will ever meet he is super sweet and kind hearted and cares about his very close friends (girlfriend) and is so awesome! He will do everything out of his way to come and see her does everything he can to make her happy!
Man did you see Balon, that girl is lucky to have him!
by Af4114 August 29, 2017
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The Blonde Jesus

The name says it all.

-He turns water into purple or red drank.

-His beard is better than any you've ever seen
and that includes the beard of Chuck Norris.

-He has an amazing Ban Hammer of Thor.

-He is merciless.
by Anonymous0fLegion September 16, 2010
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blonde moment

used to refer to an action, event or behavior that stands as testament to sub-human intelligence or, worse, a lack there of
The woman who mistook the cattle prod for a vibrator experienced a blonde moment.
by Nick Copola September 29, 2003
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Blonde Moment

A term that refers to the day in 2004 when millions of 'dumb' Americans voted in George W Bush for a second term
What?? George W Bush was voted in again?? - those Americans sure must have been having a 'blonde moment'
by Dem O'crat January 30, 2008
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