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COD Blocked

Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
Ya dude i totally got COD blocked by my girlfriend.
by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011
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blonker

Dude, I got a blonker yesterday.
by Greg September 10, 2003
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Spock Blocked

Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.

Likewise;

Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.

All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.

In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.

Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
by zeldafire May 21, 2010
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hater blockers

those tight shades ta block dem hatas
yo this nigga keep acting strunt weer do's hater blockers at?
by dis yo boi spitz May 15, 2006
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Eastern Blocked

Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
by dirtpig123 July 20, 2010
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wiki-blocked

being blocked by wikipedia for "vandalizing" a page.
some of the members of the patd el-jay comm have been wiki-blocked for their multiple edits to panic!-related and non-panic!-related pages.
by theAmandawhosoldtheworld December 9, 2008
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flocker bocker

super legit kid.

super cool and legit.
considered coolest kids around
by thatkid64654 January 30, 2008
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