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There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.
mugGet the There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.mug.

Blessing

Blessing is usually annoying and usually have big noses and bad at singing
U suck blessing
by chicken092462 December 28, 2021
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God Blessed Video

Let's take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
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Bless

Bless his phone he is ugly and yea
You should bless his phone because he is ugly
by RubberDogRaw March 17, 2021
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Blessed shwing🛐⭐💧

Blessed shwing is the phrase people of the Morism religion use when praying or talking to others. It symbolizes good luck and magick.
"You-you dont like hisoka? I hope you get well soon, blessed shwing🛐⭐💧"
by Morism Leader October 30, 2020
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Bless

When someone you know has a fresh trim and you bless them by smacking the back of their head.
"Hey man, whatchu think of the trim"

"Let me bless you real quick..."

"Buuuup"
by DiscoStuR1 May 26, 2020
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The Blessing

When one cups someone's testicles in their hands with warm water.
"I was apposed to it at first, but she gave me the blessing last night and I busted the fattest nut."

"I physically cannot cum anymore unless I receive the blessing."
by warm water October 24, 2020
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