special blessing

(often abbreviated S.B.) a term in evangelical circles to refer to a significant punishment, particularly one that will result in service to the church or its members. (This comes from the logic that your special blessing is the opportunity to serve others.) In some situations the SB is not acknowledged as a punishment, despite it being one.

Sorry, I don't have a day off this week, I got a special blessing for not cleaning the bathroom properly so I've gotta detail the pastor's car and babysit on Monday.

by RemyLinguist February 19, 2023

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025

Bare Blessed

A saying for gay retards who think ancaster has school gangs. Their leader is a pedophile who Carrie’s around a crowbar in his pants. He got slumped by a junkie and kissed a sex offenders shoes

Man, that gay sex we had last night was bare blessed

by Joe Stechey August 16, 2022

bless g

a way of saying thankyou to your homies

"you're really good at guitar omg"
"bless g"

by pluto0o February 27, 2021

Good morning and God bless

(verb)
A "good morning and God bless" is the act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while taking a shit in a bathroom.

"Do you want anything for breakfast?"
"No I already did a good morning and God bless."
also
"If you'll excuse me I'm gonna go take a good morning and God bless."

by gaycumguzzler69 May 31, 2018

Vatican blessing

When an ejaculation occurs on someones face then the ejaculatee draws a cross on the victims forehead with semen.

I gave her a vatican blessing right after church.

by Nitto October 17, 2017

#blessed

A hashtag used to boast about your lifestyle, possessions, or status in life, hidden behind the guise of being divinely chosen by God.

Sitting on the porch of my mansion and planning a vacation to Hawaii. God is good. #blessed

by Defining Junk June 4, 2020