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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
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wet blanket

A sexual act where you are making love to a women where you wait as long as you you can and right before you cum you rap a blanket around the womans head and yell cum typhoon then which you pull out and cum on the blanket so when they go to take it off they have splooge on there hands
I pulled a wet blanket on my girlfriend this morning
by Shoe stomper July 24, 2023
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belly blanket

blanket for your belly after youve eatin a lot of turkey
Dang, imma really need a belly blanket after this
by KombatWombat November 15, 2018
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Blanketable

Foldable, flexible, yohanable to fit the mold or the desired configuration in a way that provide comfort, warmth and satisfaction.
Talking to you on social media, I had no idea how blanketable you actually are in person!
by Encyclopédie August 16, 2022
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Romanian Blanket

When a person(s) edges at the point of climax for an extended period of time, followed by the unleashing of their reproductive juice on the nearest elder.
Yo did you hear about the party last night? John’s dad came downstairs and alex gave him a gnarly romanian blanket
by JohnsonMuncher December 20, 2024
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blanket snapper

One who sends a snapchat to all of his or her contacts.
Jules sent me this wicked snap!

Yeah I got the same one, what a blanket snapper!
by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017
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sweaty blanket

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.
Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!
by skallywag99 December 16, 2014
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