Stop before I hurt you

When a nigger slaps you for laughing with your friend because no one fucking loves him.

White: how is your day going?
Black: shut up NOW
white: what did I do wrong?
BLACK: STOP BEFORE I HURT YOU
white: you have no reason to...
Black: SLAPs white kid

by mmmmmkysmmmmmm February 6, 2019

bedfort

Commonly made of quilts and other blanket materials. Found at sleepovers, in basements and at CIY. Used for extreme cuddling and girl time. Often frequented by Juliana. Only for the very coolest of the cool. Most famous of these is the FORT SHIZZLE.

When we woke up from our incredible night of craziness, the bedfort had collapsed around us.

by One Sexy Miami Girl October 18, 2004

tacos before vatos

Hispanic slang for "food before guys".

"Tacos before vatos, ese."

by BabydollDame22 February 6, 2017

Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman

Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."

by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009

Bedford

An average sized township in cuyahoga county Ohio. Lower middle class suburb about 25 minutes south of Cleveland on I-71/i-480. The population (unknown number) is 85% black, 14.7% white and I keep seeing this group of Asian walkin down my street. I think they just moved in. Known to have a low crime rate although petty crimes r common due to the city's mostly black, if not white trash population, which is mostly high school children and middle aged adults who stay at the house. Trapped between solon and maple the kids r constantly trying to prove they r more ghetto then maple, (were not) and ghetto enough to scare the wealthy white kids of solon (they dont) known as a marijuana hot spot, 99% percent of citizens smoke, (that other 1% make brownies cuz hes got asthma) and if u stand next to 3 ppl and none of them r drug dealers then chances r ur one. Regrettably we r still a suburb of Cleveland which means reggy and a lot of the time, low quality reggy. The key is to find the farm in the metroparks so u can have shitty weed for free at least. The police r lenient with citizens (especially if u get in a lil trouble so they know u personally) and do not penalize known smokers for smoking, or possession. But they're still undercooked low quality fatty Bacon. Lastly Bedford has a very rich musical community, as all citizens under 30 r willing to freestyle with u if ur cool. And even these 16 y.o. wanna-be's r pretty Damn good rappers

Aye man I'm done fuckin wit these Hudson fools its boring. Let's go back to Bedford and blaze up.

Dude. Fuck Cleveland weather. If Bedford wasn't such a tight town id already b in Georgia.

Where u from? Bedford. Where? Ugh. I'm from cleveland.

by Cory mu'fuhn D! August 7, 2011

Befongle

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

by JiLeet December 1, 2010

Brothers before significant others

Bros before Hoes

Guy 1: Hey I'm about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?

Guy 2: Wtf I told you I wanted to watch that

Guy 1: But I really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us

Guy 2: Fuck you man, brothers before significant others

by Adamkos101 December 2, 2011