something pale white girls try to use to get darker because they think they look sexy when in reality they're ugly and it just makes them orange and cancer... sucks.
Whoa did you see her? She's orange and looks like a cheesecurl because she went to tanning beds. SO UGLY!
by manginalover!!! March 18, 2011
Get the Tanning bedsmug. If you're going to have sex with Herpe Helen who has 6 kids with 8 possible fathers, wear a (rubber) so the bed bugs don't bite
by Reverend Jake October 27, 2009
Get the Bed Bugsmug. I awoke this morning to a blonde bed bug who's mascara had run onto my pillowcase. As I attempted to start my day, she pulled the covers up tight and asked for breakfast. It was time for her to leave.
by commanderfilms December 15, 2011
Get the Bed Bugmug. John- why did Eric get cuffed and hauled away in that poilce cruiser?
Brian- Because he allegedly raped Brittany last night.
John- Thats impossible. Eric was hanging out with me last night.
Brian- Holy shit! That bitch Bed Framed him.
Brian- Because he allegedly raped Brittany last night.
John- Thats impossible. Eric was hanging out with me last night.
Brian- Holy shit! That bitch Bed Framed him.
by BigDirty1988 March 30, 2015
Get the Bed Framemug. to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.
Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"
by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013
Get the shit the bedmug. An extra bed you have in your house for friends to crash in, in case they are drunk and cannot drive, or have missed their last transportation home, or are just plain tired.
Bob: "Shit, look at the time, I think I've missed my last train home!"
Ben: "Don't worry about it man, just use my crash bed."
Ben: "Don't worry about it man, just use my crash bed."
by torabayashi September 25, 2009
Get the crash bedmug. by MichaeltranUSA November 26, 2017
Get the bed bunnymug.