beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead

My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Beaver Fever

A love for the protagonist in Rugby's greatest redemption story: Stephen Donald.

Sluzzas had huge Beaver Fever post- Rugby World Cup 2011

by roger76478 October 30, 2011

sneaky beaver

A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."

"Dude, I woke up last night mid-bone with Julia. That bitch got me with the sneaky beaver!"

by keats!!! January 14, 2010

beaver weaver

a chick who braids her bush

yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!

by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered

John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...

by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013

randy beaver

A randy beaver is a Horny vagina

Man she has a randy beaver

by AssLads November 15, 2014

the smoking beaver

A woman that smokes weed out of her vagina for any amount of money.

"hey bro i got eleven bucks want to call the smoking beaver over here"

by the smoking beaver May 10, 2012