Beast machine

Noun: A term coined by online gamers meaning someone who is (or thinks they are) very good at what they are doing. Usually used in a sarcastic way to name someone who is terrible at what they are doing.

Wow, that guy with zero kills is a fucking beast machine.

by TekJanson July 1, 2009

Beast Diaper

A homo sapien, male or female, who due to genetics, is extremely hairy in and around the genital area, extending up and around the groin - appearing to wrap around the waist . . . a la "diaper".

I got her back to the play pen - but when I dropped them britches, she had on a beast diaper.

by KentH October 9, 2007

Perk is a Beast

A truism
A koan
A mantra
A sutra
A dogma
A vision

Today is today. Perk is a beast

by Doris Kearns Goodwin September 17, 2008

slut beast

a meaningful word for a girl that is in between a slut and beast, the worst possible slut or It is a person that is inbetween a slut and a beast, nasty, lieing, cheating, and sick. The person picks out people in the blue to have sex with.

thats the worst slut beast ive ever met

by kam314 December 19, 2009

beast-raped

a)to look haggard
b)one who lets a dog sodomize them

a) "I was out drinking all night. I must look beast-raped right about now."

b) "The Beast-Raped Mother and Daughter"

by Baghdaddy April 23, 2006

she beast

A woman with a foul mouth and awful personality who suffers from any two of the following:

-- uglier than the shaved backside of a goat;
-- morbidly obese (too many trips to Taco Bell);
-- body odor as the result of poor personaly hygiene; and/or
-- lazy eye.

You couldn't get me drunk enough to copulate with a she beast!

by Terra Imperator May 18, 2004

whack the beast

to masturbate the male reproductive organ commonly known as the penis.

Monty whacks the beast on a daily basis in school.

by Maurice Lung May 27, 2005