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Brew Beard

The fetish of sucking beer from pubic hair, not only only from the face, by any gender.
Julia wanted Herwid to grow his beard longer so she can engage in her Brew Beard fetish.

Jack loved letting it go wild down there so his lover could go to town with a red Ale in his ginger nuts.
by Brew Beard September 9, 2015
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Bearded Phoenix

When you light a girls pubs on fire, then proceed to eat her out. The goal is to not get burned and make her cum!
guy1"Dude why is your face burned?"
guy2"I tried to give my girl a Bearded Phoenix, and phailed"
by Zeps March 6, 2010
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Rear Beard

Hair on the asshole that appears similar to that on the face.
"I've got a rear beard going on"
"My rear beard catches the little bits of shit"
by Dayturnal92 October 14, 2014
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Bearded clam

Unshaven vagina
She had lost her razor awhile ago therefore her unshaven vagina had become a bearded clam.
by Clam digger314 January 20, 2019
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Dribble Beard

A term that is derrived from "dribble on your beard", meaning litteraly that one has no controll over their salivating

1. Originally refers to a senile person

2. Common insult with no meaning such as Gay

3. Someone who is a complete Arse/Tit
1. My Grandad became a Dribble Beard so we had to but him in a home

2. Oi, why'd you spill my drink you dribble beard!?

3. See that boy, yeah, hes a right dribble beard
by Antony - D March 28, 2008
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bearded viking

When a hairy woman stands on her head and you jam your face in her vag and take a selfie.
Did you get that pic from Keith last night? That nasty bastard was all in a hookers junk and did a Bearded Viking shot...
by Satan's Sphinxter June 5, 2017
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butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
by PieKnee May 8, 2016
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