Dork Bean

To be a complete dork who actually thinks they are super cool. The exact opposite of cool beans.

Plural form dork beans means to think something is really cool, but in reality is completely lame.

Justin Bieber is such a dork bean.

The Justin Bieber concert is complete dork beans.

by So Awesome July 7, 2010

zean bean

a 'zean bean'; also known as a 'badman' is the most rare and most exquisite form of bean you will find in any garden.

the most common habitat for a zean bean would normally be somewhere sunny (where the bean can kick up its little feet and do what it does best.. not much) or somewhere with banging tunes in a dark corner with multiple minature bottles of vodka stashed in its pocket.

p.s also an excellent driver whilst under the influence

oih zean bean pass the vodka

by dirtydre July 11, 2010

Smoll bean

When someone is so damn pure that you just wanna hug them until they (and possibly also you) suffocate

Dan Howell is such a smoll bean. We need to protect him.

Josh Dun is the smollest bean of them all.

by ChickenBreast February 25, 2017

bean snapping

The art of positioning one's penis into a vagina repeatedly, in an in-and-out motion, until the beans explode from the pod. The explosion of the beans is the snapping.

"I can't come over right now. I'm getting my bean snapped! I'm basically doing some bean snapping."

by Craig the shovel January 8, 2006

bean juice

the sauce found in a tin of baked beans

“Are you gonna mop up the bean juice with your pizza crust? ““damn right, love me some fuckin bean juice”

by littlehognose June 7, 2018

francis bean cobain

Lead Singer of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, and the lead singer of Hole, Courtney Love's daughter. Her dad Kurt died though when she was a young child. Some say he was murdered by his wife courtney and some say it was suicide. There is way too much evidence pointing towards murder though. She was taken from Kurt and Courtney when she was just a newborn, because of courtney admitting in an interview of being on drugs when she was pregnant. Which she was intill she found out she was, which as soon as she found out she stopped. That made them lose custody, but they got custody back a while later, but shortly after kurt passed away. She is a teenager now and currently lives with her mom. Axl Rose, frontman of Guns n' Roses made rumors that Francis was deformed because of her moms drug use when being pregnant. She was not deformed. Axl was just mad because Nirvana(Francis's dads band) was selling more albums than Guns n Roses. He was desperate for attention. Francis was born a health baby. Kurt was always afraid of having a baby that was not healthy. He would not have let courtney be on drugs when pregnant because he loved her, courtney, and Francis both, but that did not stop her from murdering or having him murdered.

Francis Bean Cobain was a healthy baby.

by HollyA.Bricka May 27, 2006

Sean Bean

Human Bean

Sean Bean, very sexy, very blonde, Boromir shaped and Sharpe shaped. Not sure if the Sean Bean is actually very tastey as it is hard to find.

Oh my god! Sean Bean the sexiest of all Bean's youre a Sex God!

by cordie February 10, 2005