baked lays

The combination of both being "baked" (high on marijuana) and getting laid (having sex). Plural lays refers to having sex multiple times. Also refers to the tasteless garbage chips Frito-Lay pawns off on consumers.

A friend was telling me about his awewsome weekend. Apparently he met some ladies and had several baked lays.

by Travis T July 21, 2006

Honey Baked Hillary

Displaying the negative traits of Hillary Clinton, including being deceptive, uncouth and generally unsavory. You do not want to be around a Honey Baked Hillary. Compare to baby back bitch. Originated in the liberal urban neighborhoods of Atlanta.

"Man, you said you were going to drive me home but ditched me to go to a McCain rally and lied about it! Stop being such a goddamn Honey Baked Hillary."

by Alastair Firely August 18, 2008

baked beans

A very popular dish in england often partaken on toast however i personally am not a fan of this substance and think it tastes rank

Beans on toast all round
me: No thanks

by ogaiy June 18, 2003

baked

when cake or meat is ready to be eaten

the pound cake mother has made is baked

by touchscotty March 31, 2009

baedophile

Someone who is always trying to take someone's significant other.

John quit hitting on my girl! You've always been a baedophile.

by Joquaan February 4, 2015

Baked-Out

the point when, after smoking till you're high as a kite, you drift off into pass-out mode, the maryjane still slightly emitting a faint cloud around your face

Guy 1: "duudddeeee, haha check out Mark over there--"

Guy 2: "haha, wow he's totally baked-out man. looks like hes soared off to dream-land in his cloud of smoke"

by Aurea Dea March 8, 2011

baked

What happens when you put food in the oven at the bakery

We went to the bakery and got some baked goods! It was lit. Can't wait for karaoke night at the bakery.

by Dwarfcalzone January 18, 2016