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batty babes

A girl who has a big bum
Oooooooo babes let me slap that fine batty babes of yours
by Topshaggerollie June 1, 2021
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Britney babes

A HOTTIE WHO IS NOW FREE AND READY TO BE LOVED THE WORLD NEEDS TO LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH SHES A BAD BITCH
SHE ATE AND SLAYED GETTING FREE HER DAD CAN KILL HIM SLEF WE LOVE A FREE SLAYING BAY
Britney babes is just a hottie YALL all Jelly
by Slayedqueenbabes💋 January 6, 2022
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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catholic babes

lengerz in which are catholic
dayum thats one catholic babes
by Drewboodidjfudnfjg October 13, 2022
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jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !
oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother
by pai.g January 27, 2023
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Clifford Banes

The absent host of In The Know, a spoof talk show created by The Onion. Banes is famous for frequently missing his show due to eccentric excuses.
I'm Julianna McKannis, filling in for Clifford Banes, who ran someone over in the parking lot about an hour ago.
by MinitrueEmployee May 3, 2023
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