Warm banana

When a man jerks off before sex to last longer.

Last night was her birthday so I gave her the old warm banana.

by Sack O'neill December 2, 2010

dusty banana

The act of snorting cocaine off of an erect penis.

Lisa dusted Roger's banana on a boring Wednesday night. A dusty banana turns any night into an adventure.

by Slimshady7375268 March 9, 2014

dead banana

Unlike whiskey dick you can get it up but it won't go down and there's no sensation because of the amount of booze you have drank. The type of erection you can pork with for hours

Julia- I think I have had enough Ron

Ron- It won't go down I have a dead banana

by Sike mcott June 11, 2014

cheese banana

A cheese shaped like a banana

I ate the cheese banana for lunch today with my sandwich.

by Thisisthethief June 28, 2016

god banana

Banana... but god

damn I saw that god banana in the store the other day and that ish was looking ripe.

by eek.momsharts January 14, 2017

Marmite Banana

The aftermath of a messy anal session I.e. A penis covered in fecal matter.

I was left with a proper marmite banana last night after Lesley let me put one up her shitter

by Eddie_ed April 19, 2017

yodeling banana

When you are bored and are typing random things in to the urban dictionary

I am really bored, u know I'll type yodeling banana in to the urban dictionary

by Jesster_the_giraffe July 27, 2017